Come to the Dark Side: We’ve Got River Lynn (Star Wars Parody)

The Sith Lord thought he could hide from me, but I could feel his dark side anywhere in the galaxy. Whenever he got close, the Fourth made me wet. I knew he felt it too, because his parts swelled every time I was around. I’ve been chasing him across the galaxy for that cock and I’m not going to rest until I feel his lightsaber inside me. He thought my body wouldn’t resist the power of the dark side, but the Fourth is strong with me. I can handle anything, even a Darth Daddy. I’m Mandolily and I always get my man. May the Fourth be with me.

6 de May de 2026